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LynneSin

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Mon May-02-05 01:53 PM
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Vogon Poetry Generator

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Here's mine - a poem for Misunderstimator

See, see the pretty sky
Marvel at its big puce depths.
Tell me, Misunderestimator do you
Wonder why the three-toe sloth ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel shitty.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your bleech facial growth
That looks like
A mustard.
What's more, it knows
Your putrid potting shed
Smells of aphid.
Everything under the big pretty sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm old shoess.

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