Ever look in your spam folder? [View All]

Well I did today and saw what I've been missing.

Ex-wife party - I can only assume this was sent to me prematurely as I'm not legally divorced yet.

It's not working like it used to - I'm sorry to hear that, but did I really need to know about it?

Erectile dysfunction problems - I think this may have been a follow up to "It's not working like it used to."

Husband not living up to your expectations - Does this have anything to do with the ex-wife party?

We would love to help your marriage in the bedroom. corpse.<- :wtf: I don’t even want to know who would open something with a header like that? :scared:

Diagnosed with Erectile dysfunction - I can only assume this is the next installment in the continuing saga of my "friend" who was complaining "it's not working like it used to." Poor dear, I hope they find some help.

I wonder if I should tell my new email buddy for whom "it's not working like it used to" that I can “get up to 75% off prescription drug prices if I act now!” ? :crazy:

No wonder I always feel out of the loop, my spam filter has been hiding all the good stuff from me! :rofl:

What I don't get is how do they actually get people to respond to these things? There were at least two different copies of each spam sent from different addresses. That has to be a red flag it's a rip off to even the most clueless of person, right?