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ForrestGump

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Mon Nov-10-03 01:48 PM
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27. Billy Connolly, Scottish phenomenon, on what women want

C'mon, I see this question asked every second day in the Lounge (even by females!). Billy has the answer.

You have to supply your own Glaswegian accent:

"Give me things.

Do things to me.

Do exotic things and plenty of them.

Tonight, I think I'll have multiple orgasms. Go for it, my boy, plenty of orgasms and I'll tell you when to stop.

We want this...and that.

We demand a share in that...and most of that...some of this...and f***ing all of that.

Less of that...and more of this...and f***ing plenty of this.

And another thing: we want it now.

I want it yesterday, and I want f***ing more tomorrow...and the demands will all be changed then, so f***ing stay awake..."

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