Reply #51: I'll see your Dangermouse & Bananaman & raise you Super Ted and Super Gran [View All]

This is a story about an ordinary teddy bear.
When he was made, they found something wrong with him.
And threw him away like a piece of rubbish into an old dark storeroom
Then, from outer space, a spotty man, brought him to life with his cosmic dust.
He took him to a magic cloud where Mother Nature gave him special powers
That bear became SUPERTED!

http://www.jedisparadise.co.uk/childrenstv/Superted/Superted.htm





Stand back Superman, Iceman, Spiderman, Batman Robin too,
Don't wanna cause a ruckus with B A Barracus have I got a match for you,
She makes them look like a bunch of fairies, got more bottle than united dairies,
Hang about, look out for supergran.

You can stick your heroes, your Robert De Niro's, Al Pacino too,
Lex Galone's just another phoney, couldn't lace her shoes,
After her they're all big girls' blouses, got more front than a row of houses,
Hang about, look out for Supergran.
Sup-Sup Supergran,
She's a serious granny,
Sup-sup Supergran,
a serious granny, she'll do the things that you never saw your granny do ...
is there nothing that she cannot do?

On your bike Wonderwoman, lets just say you had it coming, this one is for real,
Charlies angels pack it in before it gets embarrasing, this lady's solid steel,
She comes on strong like a Bengal lancer, she makes you all look like a bunch of chancers,
Hang about, look out for Supergran.
Sup-sup Supergran,
Hang about, look out for Supergran.
Sup-sup Supergran,
Sup-sup Supergran,
Sup-sup Supergran,

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/s/sgran.htm