Reply #11: Where is the "love" for Celine Dion? [View All]

We have a coworker who is Deaf. Another coworker named him "Deaf Man". So naturally I set to work on the legend of Deaf Man, the latest superhero.

Here's what I came up with: Yoko Ono and Celine Dion have hatched an evil plot to bring the world to submission simply by screeching and threatening not to stop until they are granted world domination. Even the other superheroes can't take it: "Losing... strength... fast... Must... signal... Deaf Man!"

So Yoko and Celine are screeching away, so close to ruling the world they can taste it, when in comes Deaf Man. "What's the problem, Yoko? Why isn't he writhing in agony like all the others?" They look at each other, their eyes widen: "Oh crap! It's Deaf Man! We're ruined!"

I never thought to include Donna in the plot (13 shows here, all long after the Donna Era had passed).