Reply #16: My Non-Random Answers [View All]

1. Are you a cat person? dog person? or one of those weird exotic pet owners?
Have both cats and a dog. I'm probably more dog person, wife is probably more cat person, but really we're just pet people.

2. Which of the following is not a sport: auto racing, eating, figure skating, pro wrestling, golf?
Eating

3. Why did someone crap in my mailbox?
You did it. You explain it.

4. Those Republicans, do they suck or what?
They do. No elaboration is needed.

5. Have you adopted a snowflake baby? Is it because your ice cube tray is already full?
No & no, it's because that term makes me want to set myself on fire.

6. How could I dance with another, ooooooooo, when I saw her standing there?
I didn't. I married her

7. If you have nothing to hide why are you afraid of being wiretapped/spied on/body cavity searched?
I don't want to be wiretapped, etc precisely BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE! So there!

8. In the film Roadhouse, why didn't Patrick Swazye take the injured Sam Eliot to the E-room instead of leaving him in agony on a filthy bar counter since he was going to the hospital anyway to warn his girlfriend?
He was a psychic and he knew death was inevitible. Didn't know that did ya?

9. Is it fair to make someone wait to buy a handgun when after five days I'm not mad anymore?
It depends upon who you were mad at. If it's me you're mad at, then yes it's fair. If it's a republican, then no it isn't fair.

10. When dit we stop saying macaroni and start saying pasta?
WE didn't. You may have! I still call the noodles by their real name, just like the rest of my sicilian family. And don't argue or you'll make me mad. And you don't want to make a sicilian mad.
The Professor