Reply #13: You're a parent. [View All]

Does your child do what he/she's supposed to 24/7? Are you able to track his every movement?

At the Philadelphia ZOo, the meerkat exhibit is open. Let's say that, just for a second, you got interested in some part of the zoo that was not directly related to what your child was doing. At that moment, your child sticks his hand in the open enclosure. Would you say this to yourself?:

"Fuck you. Five healthy animals are dead because you are fucking morons who can't be bothered to follow basic instructions or simple common sense and then unwilling to deal with the consequences of your own stupidity.

I hope the other kids at school find out the animals are dead because of you and give you hell for it.

I hope all three of you see the babies in your dreams.

I hope you cry everytime you watch The Lion King.

I hope the bite hurts like hell.

Fuck you all you disgusting selfish fucks."

If so, I feel sorry for you.

Kids are kids. Parents are people. And accidents happen.