Reply #1: For the love of god can we not help these good people. [View All]

Measuring the flatness of Kansas presented us with a greater challenge than measuring the flatness of the pancake. The state is so flat that the off-the-shelf software produced a flatness value for it of 1. This value was, as they say, too good to be true, so we did a more complex analysis, and after many hours of programming work, we were able to estimate that Kansas’s flatness is approximately 0.9997. That degree of flatness might be described, mathematically, as “damn flat.”


Kansas is depressing. God love all Democrats that live there, it should be in the party platform that, we, the Democrats are dedicated to bringing some mountains and trees to Kansas. Of course that would as doable as * promise to add 1.4 million new jobs by 2004.