Reply #48: What the bleedin' hell?!? You are fuckin' shittin' me. [View All]

Wow, You're a Chihuahua!

Chihuahua
The Socialalite

Your single most amazing trait, dah-ling, is that you are charming and gregarious and gorgeous and lively. Oops! That was more than one. No worries, dear, it wouldn't be the first time the rules have been bent for you! Your charisma, combined with the fact that you can really dish out a good yap when push comes to shove, means you have no problem putting on the dog in order to get what you want. But it's not all about you! N-n-n-n-no-ooo! You simply adore your best friend and love your family to pieces, enjoying every precious little teeny tiny moment you spend together. And children? Well, you love the idea of them, but don’t necessarily need them hounding you day and night, right? Come now, honey, let's face it- children just do not appreciate a good sweater. Learn more »

FAMOUS CHIHUAHUAS: Madonna, Angelina Jolie, Chris Martin (Coldplay), Paris Hilton

LIKELY PROFESSIONS: Event Planner, Philanthropist, Advertising Executive


No Way!

My iPawd wouldn't have any of those songs.
Dream car isn't there either
This breed is the equivalent of a rat with bells palsy.

No offense to chihuahua owners or those with bells palsy.