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Back in the 1970s I wasn't too impressed with him, but I watched him do a routine on "The Tonight Show" with Johnny Carson and he had me in stitches! Then after his routine we went over to sit down with Johnny for the "interview" and he just kept going, working joke after joke into the dialog with Carson. Every since that night I've been a fan...
I read his biography, It Ain't Easy Being Me, and found it fascinating. Also, he had jokes on every page worked into his narrative.
Some of my favorites:
I went to the doc and I asked, "Doc, what's wrong with me?" He says, "You're fat!" I said, "If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion!" He says, "Okay, you're ugly too!"
For my wife's birthday I gave her a toy poodle. She damn near killed it trying to put the batteries in!
Growing up, my dad hated me. He used to give me my allowance in traveler's checks!
My wife's cooking is so bad, the flies in the neighborhood chipped in to repair the tear in the screen door!
and my favorite...
Last week I went to see my doctor. He said he wanted a complete physical and needed a urine sample, a stool sample, and a seaman sample. So I left him my underwear and went home!
:rofl:
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