A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it. ------- The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
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You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
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ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
----------- sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
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