Flash: Clinton portrait sparks outrage [View All]

What the hell is up with this? Why is this portrait evil?

From the yammerers on teevee:

"The shirt's bubba blue"

"What's with the pelvic thrust?"

"See that mantle? That's the mantle he stood in front of when he wagged his finger at us and denied the Lewinsky charges. It's the 'Monica mantle'."

Wonkette, on the RegularJoeShow, also pointed out that Hilalry's portrait, unveiled at the same time, was easeled such that it had her looking at Bill's portrait ..... waist high. ::::gasp::::

(Thanks Wonky .... we needed to know about that. You're so vital to the national discourse ...... bitch.)

I'm waiting for one of these asshats to claim some shadow image showing through of ...... the Clenis!

Don't people have anything better to freakin' do?