Careful ... I don't wanna read about you in the news .... be VERY careful [View All]

about what you buy.

How many cell phones are too many? Can we be busted for setting up a "Friends and Family Plan" with a clan of 11 people?

What happens if we buy razor blades by the gross? Some of us shave our heads *and* face and keep a house where legs and others parts are shaved too.

Will Home Depot report the sale of those econo-paks of utility knife ('box cutter') refills?

What happens if you own a chain saw *and* a hand powered pruning saw?

Should we stick to feeding the lawn that 15-15-15 stuff, even in early Spring when a 25-0-0 might be a better choice? And gawd help you if the lawn tractor runs on diesel.

And bottled water. Dangerous stuff, that. Is is okay to buy it by the case? What happens if it also has (gasp) gas in it to make those nose-tickling bubbles?

Red sport beverages. Don't even ask. That stuff's damned scary.

What the HELL has become of our sanity?

Oh yeah ...... 'boo' ..........