Reply #16: Jesus [View All]

I was sitting on campus (I'm not even a student) and sitting in the shade, reading a book...and this group comes up to me..."We're the Christians On Campus, may we pray for you?"

I looked up and asked, "Why? Do I look like I NEED to be prayed for? Exactly what about me makes me appear to need YOU to pray for ME? And just by the way, has anyone ever told you before that your group's acronym would be COC?? (pronounce "cock")

They walked away.

Sometimes, you just have to be offensive to offensive people, you know it?

But I like the idea of enlistment forms, too. I think I'll try that. Next time one of these moron Repukes gets in my face with his bullshit Bible literature and Republican literature, I'm gonna give him an enlistment form. See how much he REALLY supports the Pretzeldent!!

What a bunch of brainwashed zombie assholes! Dunno whether to pity them or despise them.