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grantcart

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Fri Jun-19-09 09:40 AM
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13. It was my fault

Theresa and I were involved in an illicit sexual relationship.

She would bring her work to the motel and I would humor her by looking at it.

In my post orgasmic euphoria I was too proud to put my reading glasses on.

I told her, "why does everybody hate people over 50? Couldn't you make the print a little bit bigger".

The next night she brought in a sample and I told her it was the most beautiful ballot ever made.

This inflamed her passion and she became a tigress and we didn't stop until 5 in the morning.

The rest is history.

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