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sellitman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 08:42 PM
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22. The Lie™ Will Not Be Televised
The Lie™ Will Not Be Televised :
You will not be able to stay home, brother.
You will not be able to plug in, turn on and drop out.
You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip,
Skip out for beer during commercials
Because The Lie™ will not be televised.

The Lie™ will not be televised.

The Lie™ will not be brought to you by Xerox
In 4 parts without commercial interruption.
The Lie™ will not show you pictures of Nixon
Blowing a bugle and leading a charge by John Mitchell,
General Abrams and Spiro Agnew to eat
Hog maws confiscated from a Harlem sanctuary.

The Lie™ will not be televised.
The Lie™ will be brought to you by the Schaefer Award Theatre and
will not star Natalie Wood and Steve McQueen or Bullwinkle and Julia.
The Lie™ will not give your mouth sex appeal.
The Lie™ will not get rid of the nubs.
The Lie™ will not make you look five pounds
Thinner, because The Lie™ will not be televised, Brother.

There will be no pictures of you and Willie Mays
Pushing that cart down the block on the dead run,
Or trying to slide that color television into a stolen ambulance.
NBC will not predict the winner at 8:32or the count from 29 districts.

The Lie™ will not be televised.

There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down
Brothers in the instant replay.
There will be no pictures of young being
Run out of Harlem on a rail with a brand new process
There will be no slow motion or still life of
Roy Wilkens strolling through Watts in a red, black and
Green liberation jumpsuit that he had been saving
For just the right occasion
Green Acres, The Beverly Hillbillies, and
Hooterville Junction will no longer be so damned relevant,
andWomen will not care if Dick finally gets down with
Jane on Search for Tomorrow because Black people
will be in the street looking for a brighter day.

The Lie™ will not be televised.

There will be no highlights on the eleven o'clock News
and no pictures of hairy armed women Liberationists and
Jackie Onassis blowing her nose.
The theme song will not be written by Jim Webb, Francis Scott Key,
nor sung by Glen Campbell, Tom Jones, Johnny Cash,
Englebert Humperdink, or the Rare Earth.

The Lie™ will not be televised

The Lie™ will not be right back after a message
About a whitetornado, white lightning, or white people.
You will not have to worry about a germ on your Bedroom,
a tiger in your tank, or the giant in your toilet bowl.
The Lie™ will not go better with Coke.
The Lie™ will not fight the germs that cause bad breath.
The Lie™ WILL put you in the driver's seat.
The Lie™ will not be televised,

WILL not be televised,WILL NOT BE TELEVISED.
The Lie™ will be no re-run brothers;
The Lie™ will be live.


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