Reply #23: Jesus Christ on a cracker - Cliffordu takes a day off and Keith Olberman has [View All]

a psychotic episode.

The fine balance of the universe summed up in Chaotic Theory has been undone. You know the "Butterfly Effect".

Just wait when that bastard gets back it will turn out that he spent all day catching butterflies. That aggravated the fauna in the area that caused a bear to go into Port Townsend, which resulted in a miscommunication with the Governor that Mount St Helens was "moving like a bear".

The resulting call to FEMA required that the President to get the message. In a fit of anger he said "We should just blow it up" referring to Mount St Helens. An intern thought that he was referring to the Public Option and texted her boyfriend whose older sister works as a producer for Countdown.

The message was passed and it blew a vessel in Keith Olbermann's left side causing him to rant as if he had lost his mind.



Nice going Cliffodu, way to fuck up again.