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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-05-09 08:21 PM
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10. Can you imagine someone coming out of a Coma and asking what is going on? ..something like this>>
Hi: Boy, feels good to "be back in the world again"
Nurse: We were worried about you for the 3 weeks but you're going to be fine.

What's happened in the past 3 weeks?

Nurse: Sorry to say.. We have a huge Crisis...the President is going to speak to ALL our School Children.

Ah...I'm not sure I heard you right...maybe still in a fog...

Nurse: (exasperated) I said: THE PRESIDENT IS GOING TO SPEAK TO THE SCHOOL CHILDREN !!!

.Ah..umm..Yeeeah...and..I mean..am I really Awake?...is he going to hurt the kids or wh... (Nurse cuts him off)

Nurse (Sobbing uncontrolably)..The President is going to tell them to study and...sob..sob..work HARD..!!!!

Patient..thinking to himself.."Jesus Christ..Did I wake up in the fucking Crazy House"???
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