Is anyone on Facebook or Myspace or anything like that [View All]

I'm 32 (33 in a few days woooo) and I have just started to become interested in pretending to be interested in the lives of the people that I really didn't like in High School and use these methods as a way to passively pretend that I give a shit about their 1 quarter spent at Community College (That is when I fount out thet Coledge was not for me! quoth one such....person) and their 4 children fathered by 5 different men. I also enjoy the status updates that make their lives seem so much more meaningful than they really are (Proudly proclaiming "Large and In Charge!!!" sounds so much more affirmative than "Moving In To The Double Wide next year!!!" Sorry. That's classist, and I admit it).

Anyhoo, if any of ya'll have any of those, PM me and we can be friends, and I can feign interest in countless photographs of your cats and family members I'll never ever meet (thankfully). IN exchange, you can see countless photographs of my cats doing mildly interesting things and more emo self portraits of me via bathroom mirror than you can shake a stick at.