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if she was a former cheerleader, of course she has big hair and you know what they say, "Big Hair, Big Fun", and you don't want Crispi to have fun so it can't be #4.

I can't imagine her involved in a string of liquor store robberies to support her toy habit. Heck, all she'd do is flaunt some of the toys and they'd give her the booze. So that's out.

Handcuffed in her underwear to the apple tree because she interrupted the Rev and Sparky: and you think Crispi would find this undesirable? Puh-leeze don't throw her in that briar patch! (Hint: she's not being handcuff there to be excluded from R&S's activities!)

So, you're stuck with 14 items in the 10 items or less line. You dastardly fiend, you. Do your worst. :boring: