It's time for us to start working on this year's "Ban Christmas" plot. [View All]

Regardless of the outcome of the elections, you just know that Robertson, Dobson, Falwell, O'Reilly, Limbaugh, and many others will once again accuse us of trying to ban Christmas. Each time they do so, it makes them look more like the mindless toads they are. So let's give them some additional ammunition.

I've already posted a letter to the north pole warning Santa to stay the hell out of my chimney or he would be treated as an illegal immigrant.

Getting God's number, (from an undisclosed White House source), I called and left a message that any displays of a manger, or camels carrying the three wise guys, would be met with severe disapproval. Let's face it. All three of them were Arabs and could very well have been terrorists. Not to mention that it's a well known fact
that the lambs were actually wolves in disguise.

My next step is to gather enough contributions to buy up the copyrights to all Christmas carols and forbid anyone from singing them. (I might make an exception for Jingle Bells.)

So what are you doing to help in the drive to ban Christmas?