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I found the lyrics.

Cheney's got a gun
A new parody song was created as being passed around the net like wildfire regarding Dick Cheney's latest "mishap." Below are the lyrics to this hillarious tune.



Cheney's Got a Gun

(A Parody of Aerosmith's 'Janie's Got a Gun")

Produced by The Bob Rivers Show



Dick Cheney's got a gun

Dick Cheney's got a gun

The safety's come undone

He's squintin' in the Texas sun

What did our leader do?

Who'd he put a bullet through?



They said when Cheney goes To Texas

You'll find him huntin' fish and game

His buddy had it comin'

Cuz when Cheney's got a gun

He's just not that good at takin' aim



Cheney's got a gun

Dick Cheney's shot someone

Cindy Sheehan better run

Better watch her liberal buns

Tell him that the war's not through

He'll probably put a hole in you



He tracked a little bitty birdy

Hopin' to blow out its brains

They say the spell that he gets under

From double barrel thunder

Makes his eyes pop out like he's insane



Run away, run away from the Vice President

Run away, run away, run from Dick Che-ee-ay-ee-nee



Dick Cheney's got a gun

The safety's come undone

Cindy Sheehan better run

He a weapon of mass destruction



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