Reply #5: WHAT?!?!? [View All]

You mean that prayer DOESN'T WORK?
You mean that asking for stuff from our benevolent creator who lives in the sky DOES NOTHING!?
HOW COULD THIS BE?
I would never have imagined this in a million years.
After all, so many people, including our great President and wonderful Christians like Tom Delay and Pat Robertson have PROMISED ME that whatever I asked for would be granted. WOULD THEY LIE?
IT'S IN THE EFFIN BIBLE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! Something about "And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive."
YOU MEAN IT'S NOT LITERALLY TRUE? WHY IF THAT'S THE CASE THEN MAYBE THE REST OF IT ISN'T TRUE!
OH NOES!
Next you'll be telling me that ANGELS aren't REAL and THERE'S NO SUCH BEING AS SATAN to blame my troubles on, or that MIRACLES DON'T REALLY HAPPEN!
ALL OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION MAY COLLAPSE!
Oh this must be the END TIMES for sure!
DAMN YOU SCIENCE!