An urgent appeal for all you Dennis Kucinich supporters: PLEASE STOP [View All]

DOn't you remember when you were in elementary school, there was always the kid who looked like..like Dennis. You didn't hang out with him, did you? You never invited him over to your house, right?

Well if gets our nomination just think of how much fun everybody will make of him. And then we'll be stuck with the nerdy guy.

OK? So just remember, if Dennis Kucinich is our nominee, the folks over at WTFox News WILL MAKE FUN OF YOU. You may not even get invited to their Christmas party.

Newt will make fun of us.

Tom Delay will make fun of us.

Karl Rove will make fun of us.

Pat Robertson will make fun of us.

Ann Coulter will mock us.

Michelle Malkin will call for our internment.

Billow Riley will be critical of us.

So if you want all these people to make fun of us, go ahead and nominate DK. IF you want their respect, then vote for anyone but DK. No, wait...