Help! I'm a white middle class christian male and I'm being OPPRESSED!!!! [View All]

That's right, my RIGHTS are being taken away!! :cry: :cry: What, by George W. Bush, you ask? NO! It's by these 'leftie loonie' folk. They're waging war against my right to celebrate Christmas! Bad enough they have to take school prayer away, and make me feel bad about being Christian, but now they want us to acknowledge other holidays besides Christmas! That's blasphemy! And really mean and oppressive! That's what the left does. They like to oppress Christians and put them down. Just like the Nazis. Because they're the new Nazis.
They're launching a jihad on Christians and are allied with the Islamo-Facists! Because liberalism and extremist Islam practically go hand in hand!
Also, they're taking away my right to say offensive and funny (racist) things and deny me my freedom of speech (freedom of bigotry)! They're demanding equal rights for homosexuals which destroys my marriages! (My drinking problem has nothing to do with it!) And God's against it. He said so!
This is a CHRISTIAN nation. The Founding Fathers were all devout fundamentalist Chrisitans, especially Ben Franklin and Thomas Jefferson.
Any of you other white Christian males out there on DU with me? Who else feels oppressed by this WAR ON CHRISTMAS AND CHRISTIANS??
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Oh won't you help me, Pat Robertson?