You know who scares the utter crap out of me? [View All]

The Onion.

Ever since the Idiot Boy King took office, they've been eerily prescient on well.... a butt-load of stuff. I just hope they crash and burn on this one.



Bush Begins Preparations For Nation's Final Year

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/bush_begins_preparations_for

WASHINGTON—As his last term in office winds to a close, President Bush has directed White House aids and Cabinet staff to begin preparing for 2008, the nation's 232nd and final year in existence.

"My fellow Americans, it has been an honor to be your last president," said Bush during a televised address Tuesday, assuring citizens he would do everything possible over the next few months to promote a smooth transition into utter oblivion. "I want you all to know that I do not intend to let what precious little time we have left go to waste. That's why I ask all citizens to pull together and follow me, so we can accomplish everything we've ever wanted to before it all crumbles around us in a terrible belch of smoke and ash."



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