New Rules! I'm talking to you, Liz Cheney. [View All]

1. Your daddy is not longer VP. Get over it!

2. You have no credibility as a commentator. STFU!

3. If you insist on ignoring rules 1 & 2, then:

4. Do not interrupt. It's rude.

5. Do not role your eyes every time someone makes a statement with which
you disagree. You're acting like a spoiled, little rich kid who always
has to have her own way. Oh, wait....that's not an act, is it?

6. If you think you have something of substance to add to the discussion,
think again.


7. Raise your hand and wait to be called on by the moderator.
Jumping up and down, screaming, "My turn, my turn" will not get you
recognized any faster, and only incites those around you to slap the
shit out of you.

8. Whining is irritating. Knock it off!



9. Until you can behave as well as Sasha and Malia, stay home.

10. Your village is calling. Answer the damn phone!