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derby378

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Tue Aug-04-09 04:59 PM
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113. Did I tell you about the time I went camping with Hugo Chavez?

I saw him scissor kick a ten-point buck and throw it in the back of his pickup! And as we drove back to town, the deer wakes up and bites me in the clavicle! And Chavez, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, "I'm Hugo Chavez! Say it!" Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth that sounds like "Hugochavez!" Well, not exactly, but it's pretty damn good for a deer!

TO HUGO CHAVEZ!!

(Well, you did ask me to make shit up...)

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