Microsoft employees assault customers (with a dance) [View All]

Okay, I'm really glad I don't work at a Microsoft Store. What kind of cruel bastards make their employees dance in unison to show how happy they are to be selling Microsoft products? These workers are just happy to have jobs right now, and on top of it all they have to humiliate themselves or risk not looking like team players. Ugh.....

Direct Link to video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSAXEVXvNz8&feature=player_embedded


Spontaneity doesn't come naturally to everyone. Neither is it welcomed by everyone.

As the employees line up for this troubling, tourettesy Texas One-Step, one already feels a strange squeezing sensation on behalf of some of the customers.
Around the 1.15 mark, a little girl, her hair ponytailed with a yellow scrunchy, makes as if her vicinity has not been invaded by dancing, clapping, or stray employee sweat. She sits. She stares into her screen. The adults make fools of themselves.

Two minutes of constricting visual constipation are temporarily saved by three ladies who rush in from the mall to join in. These women, their purses held in place by a determined gravity, begin to show the employees just why Fergie's tunes are precursors to a fiery personal life.

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