Reply #15: The toilet seat position argument is the most stupid argument I've ever been in. [View All]

I personally lift the seat so I don't piss on it, because I don't want to sit in piss when I sit, and I assume others share that desire. It takes all of a second and very little effort to change the position of the seat, and it takes even less effort to check it's position before using the toilet, which is the crux of my problem with putting the onus entirely on men. As a good domesticated male during my tenure as a husband, I always put the fucking thing down, usually along with the lid - if I have to do an extra needless step in the pissing procedure, so does everyone else. Now that I'm divorced (I know that shocks many of you), I don't pay any attention to it at all, and I've never sat in the bowl.

And I hate statisticians.