Reply #7: Make more than his head explode. Make his ego implode! Here's how; [View All]

Insult the size of his penis. I know women know how to do that non-verbally but i'll type it out anyway. Just hold your thumb and forefinger about 1/2 inch apart and then point at him. Then hold your pinky up, point at it with your other hand and then at him.

Message: "You have a tiny dick. If you didn't have a tiny dick, you wouldn't be such a tiny dicked dick"

Drives most guys that are playing Automobile Rambo up the wall. I did that once to a guy back when i was a driving tractor trailers. He ran up on me on the right where the lane was merging and forced in front of me. About a half mile later the road opened up to two lanes again and we came to a stop light side by side (his asinine move saved him NO time at all) He looked up at me and i did that, held my fingers a half inch apart. His face turned bright red and as the light turned instead of taking off he accelerated along with me (the truck i was driving would do zero to 60 in about 2 minutes) just so he could shake his fist and give me the finger. I just kept taunting him like i described above. One of the most satisfying 4 mile stretches i think i have ever driven!


Ahhhh....memories.