Reply #63: Tell us how the penguins are in Antarctica... [View All]

Tell us where we can buy "How to Talk Penguin in 30 Easy Steps"...

Something tells me they'll squawk "America sucks!" too. Probably because they love to sell different colored ipods to (e.g. the latest model being pink for their latest target audience) while making poorly designed batteries that leak into any number of landfills, while Oprah hawks the bright red ones with the sunglasses wearing doofus rock star when otherwise whining children want ipods more than education, what having looked up to her (and the rock star) as role models and all...

Maybe you can tell us if that famous pengy writer, William Pengspeare, is still alive. Keep an eye out for his writings. I gather he does calligraphy with his beak, having stolen the ink from the local octopus because his boss is too cheap to give hima proper wage, of which would go back to him when Willy buys his boss' products...