Reply #20: "Operator, operator, what's the number for Nine One One?" [View All]

Operator: Um, the number 9, the number 1, and then the number 1 again.

Palin: "Oh, now, that's clever! And so convenient! Thanks!" <hangs up>

Operator: <into the dead line> Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking

Palin: Hello, Nine One One? Oh, wait. <presses 3 buttons on phone keypad>

Dispatcher: Wasilla Nine One One, what's your emergency?

Palin: Oh, you betcha I have an emergency.

Dispatcher: <with noticable lack of enthusiasm> Yes, Governor?

Palin: It's Putin's head in Alaskan airspace! I can see it from my house!

Dispatcher: Governor, are you looking through your window?

Palin: Golly gee, how did you know that?

Dispatcher: <tersely> Years of experience on this job. Is there a TV in the room with you?

Palin: Oh, you betcha.

Dispatcher: Is it turned on?

Palin: On Fox News, as always1

Dispatcher: Governor, turn around. Is Putin's face on the TV screen?

Palin: Um... Praise Jesus! How did you know that?

Dispatcher: Is the face on the TV screen now the same face as you can see through the window?

Palin: Yes! Oh my God! You're psychic or something, doncha know?

Dispatcher: Governor, I think you were seeing the reflection of your TV set in the window. <pause> Again.

<long pause>

Palin: Yahho, I think you're right... now I can see Glenn Beck's giant head in Alaskan airspace!