I FUCKING!!! Hate Bank of America [View All]

So, I go and get myself a little case of cancer (which is evident by a large tumor on my pelvis bone, doc's still stumped as to the origin) and I file for disability insurance with the state of California.

The original file date is 9th of Feb and I get a letter from the CA DI department of my claim amount and when I should get paid. OK?

I read the letter the state sends me and low and behold, bank of america now issues edd/debit visa cards for the disability payment.

WHAT THE FUCK? I say to myself. These greedy fucking crooks have managed to infiltrate the sacred payments of the sick and dieing.

How the fuck did they manage to do this?

It is now the 16th of March and still no edd/debit card from bank of fucking assholes, so I call them.

The nice darth vader impersonator who works for bank of anal trickery takes the call and tells me that I should have received the card. I ask her where the cards are mailed from and it turns out they come from the same place in hell where bank of anaconda dick heads is headquartered. Back east, not the west coast, the state I live in.

So, the bank of shitheads can take their sweet time mailing the cards and draw interests from the cards while the pony express of dead horses slowly makes it's way west, on a hearst, driven by god knows who.

I tell little darth that I have not received any card and she tells me that she can issue an new one and have it expressed mailed to me for, ready???

$10.00. I kid you not. I was flabbergasted. She then said that if I needed it today, she could send it wireless for only $15.00 to a western union within 50 miles of my house.

Are you fucking kidding me?

I am not going to drive 50 miles to pick up a check, fuck you!!!

I calmed down and told here to express mail the mother fucker for the $10.00 charge that they should not be making. Mother Fuckers!!!

I told here to make sure that someone has to sign for it. She agreed, no extra charge.

I want bank of america out of my life. They took my truck, my house, and now they are fucking with the very food I need to put on the table to feed my family while I still live.

Who's the low life politician that decided that b of a should manage disability payments and how much kickback perks is that mother fucker getting off this deal?

GOD DAMMIT, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK BANK OF AMERICA!!

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Thanks for letting me rant, I needed to.