I watched CNN in horror as the Brooke Baldwin emoticon started to talk about the news... [View All]

I think she was created in some subterranean news anchor cloning and breeding system that produces anchors who talk in declarative sentences and only use action words...

She shows us that she is alive, in deed, by the way she walks/struts around the CNN set that looks like a local fox set on steroids.

Look at this picture...

http://www.cnn.com/CNN/anchors_reporters/baldwin.brooke.html

There is more air brushing on this specimen than on any playmate from the 1980's on.

She was created by focus groups and reminds me just how far away from journalism we have strayed.

Give me a rumpled curmudgeon any day over the super white toothed TelePrompter reader any day of the week.

Oh yes, I did see he once give a knowing look, put her hand to her chin and shake her head slowly, careful to not let one hair appear to be moving out of place, in sympathy...