What GOODHAIR's and CAIN's presidential press conferences would be like [View All]

Good grief, GOODHAIR just did Dave's Top 10 and was an insufferable, narcissistic jerk-off. He clearly thinks he too cute for himself.

I've often wondered why some people get their own roles mixed up with others, like ministers who really just want to be entertainers, talk show hosts who want to preach and be ministers, and this GOODHAIR fool who really should have been a starlet on the casting couch.

His presidential press conferences would be just endless mugging and preening and flirting and lapping up everybody's eyes on him.


And there was CAIN in his non-factual press conference where his lawyer threatened the women and CAIN just denied and seemed to think that his denials carry any weight. His idea of "being in charge" is to assert, declaim, proclaim, and thunder the Word on down to all us minions. That's what he thinks he could fill four years with, or perhaps even one of those president-for-life-constitution-rewrites.

Holy Zeus almighty!1