Russia to launch space mail for extraterrestrial civilizations

lovuian

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sat Nov-20-04 12:37 AM
Original message

Russia to launch space mail for extraterrestrial civilizations

http://english.pravda.ru/science/19/94/379/14606_space.html

Russia to launch space mail for extraterrestrial civilizations
11/19/2004 15:23
The first message for aliens is to be launched in space on December 25th

Russian scientists believe that satellites do not use the full range of their capacities during their wandering in open space. Russians will have an opportunity to send messages to extraterrestrial civilizations with the help navigating satellites of new generation, Glonass-M.

"In addition to the basic purpose of the satellite, we decided to use them as space mail agents," a spokesman for the scientific association for applied mechanics (based in the Krasnoyarsk region of Russia) said.

more...

ET Phone RUSSIA!!! LOL!!! Aliens are welcome in US remember that!!!
And we have lots of Walmarts!!! Looking for Intelligent Life forms don't go to the BiG WHITE HOUSE!!! Primitive Ape like being there!!!

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

autorank

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sat Nov-20-04 12:40 AM
Response to Original message

1. "Please, where ever you are, must come get the Neocons!"

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

PartyPooper

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sat Nov-20-04 12:46 AM
Response to Reply #1

2. This gives new meaning to "Take me to your leader."

I can't remember where this famous line originally comes from...but, it sure fits here!

:evilgrin:

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

alittlelark

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sat Nov-20-04 01:04 AM
Response to Original message

3. But, they ARE the Wal-Marts

why are they bringing down their smoke-stacks?

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Kurt Remarque

(709 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sat Nov-20-04 01:49 AM
Response to Original message

4. alien credit card solicitations

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Endangered Specie

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sat Nov-20-04 01:51 AM
Response to Original message

5. In unrelated news: SETI received alien signal...

simple message "Stop sending SPAM or we will annihilate you and stick anal probes up the senders"

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Huckebein the Raven

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sat Nov-20-04 03:57 AM
Response to Original message

6. "This is a notice for you to come pick up the rubbish you left at

1600 Pennsylvania Ave. It's beginning to rot and is disturbing the neighbors"

Signed

-People of Earth

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

saigon68

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sat Nov-20-04 04:49 AM
Response to Original message

7. Primitive Ape like being there!!! HMMMMMMM

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

DU AdBot (1000+ posts)

Wed Apr 24th 2024, 06:58 PM
Response to Original message

Advertisements [?]

Top

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators

Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.