Fox News’ Hume Gets Bush Exclusive

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Abstract: Brit Hume, Fox News Channel’s managing editor and chief Washington, D.C., correspondent, will conduct an exclusive interview with President Bush.

or will Hume's head be up *'s ass?

Oh my gosh! I have just figured it out--bush has ears in his ass. Maybe that is why he doesn't listen to us. His ears are in the wrong place.

Sample questions:

Why are you so popular?

How has your faith helped you in these troubling times?

What is your agenda for your second term?

"why is Clinton's dick so evil?"

"Why do the democrats HATE you so much?"

In a real somber and quiet tone.

Q: Mr. President... tell us what went through your mind when you were told that a plane had crashed into the World Trade Center? :puke:

Jay

That'll be a tough interview for Georgie, I'm sure.

"Mr. President, when God speaks to you, what does he sound like?"

"Big. Real big."

Gannett News Service national budget:

BUSH: WASHINGTON — President Bush told Gannett News Service Tuesday that he is ``optimistic about the future,'' despite ongoing criticism about his handling of the economy and postwar Iraq. The president defended his administration's handling of the sputtering economy and the war in Iraq. Bush said he did not believe Congress should roll back any of his tax cuts to pay for his $87 billion Iraq reconstruction proposal and promised to keep U.S. troops in Iraq for as long as it takes to restore order there. ``There's a lot on my agenda these days,'' Bush said in a wide-ranging interview with regional reporters at the White House. ``We're making good progress.''

That's how he snagged the interview--the only question now is--who rimmed who? Or is it whom?

You mean the head Freeper is going to be with cousin Georgey when he is being interviewed?

Hawkeye-X

How far into the future do you see the positive effects of your tax cuts in bolstering the US econmomy?

Why did you invade Iraq? (gotta get the latest revisionist explanation out there to the world)

Do you see the UN entering as a vital player in the next few years regarding the reconstruction of Iraq?

When will you begin flying in the new hydrogen-powered AF-1?

in a wide-ranging interview with regional reporters at the White House. ``I just got that new Mario brothers smash for my Playstation, and I still have several of my favorite comic books to catch up on."
The President ended the interview saying " It's time for my nappy"

He can make some really awful faces so it is hard for me to tell what is real and what is creativeness.

Then Tony Snow and Bill Kristol can ask some more "tough" questions

Fair & Balanced my ass.

Maybe to throw Oranges at my Television Set!

Before the Supreme Court's decision in Lawrence v. Texas this interview would have been illegal in Texas.

eom

Oh yeah, he'll probably do that anyway.

be discrete and only show his head bobbing up and down while Smirky moans?

as is the latest he said she said interview with J Lo or Ben. Wow, Mr. Bush, when you are eating BBQ at the pig farm do you prefer your sauce on the side or poured? HOw do you suppose Barney copes when you leave for 35 days at a time?

Propaganda for propaganda.

I know someone who "won't" be watching. I don't know anyone who "will" be watching.

will watch

What rhymes with Brit?----,what rhymes Hume?----.

Hm Anyone want to bet that the questions will be so softball that they will look like a feather filled hackysack..I CANNOT WAIT till a dem wins the elcetion and TOTALY give Fox news the cold shoulder...Brit Hume will be NOT only " Interview " Bush But also giving Bush a Colon exam beacuse he will be so up bushs butt he will smell like pretzel shit for days... Fox news is due for some poetic justice and karma..It will be sweet like honey when it comes

much like they did a few weeks ago.

I thought NBC always got the exclusives as part of the deal Jack Welch worked out when calling the 2000 race for Bush.

puts Christiane Amanpour to shame...these guys REALLY DO know journalism