Naked, drunk Key Prosecutor sprints to wrong car (Florida again)

barbaraann

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Thu Feb-24-05 05:11 AM
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Naked, drunk Key Prosecutor sprints to wrong car (Florida again)

Associated Press
Posted February 22 2005, 11:17 AM EST

KEY WEST -- A drunk Monroe County prosecutor thought it would be funny to run naked across a parking lot and hop into a friend's car, authorities said. But the joke was on him when he jumped into the wrong car and was arrested.

Albert Tasker, who works for the Monroe County State Attorney's Office, told authorities he had been drinking with friends and thought it would be funny to shed his clothes and run to a friend's car in the parking lot of a Key West motel, according to a police report.
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http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/southflorida/sfl-222streaked,0,1357154.story

Wasn't it just a couple of weeks ago the Asst. Attorney General of Florida was beaten up after he hired two escorts?

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leftchick

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Thu Feb-24-05 05:22 AM
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1. omg...

didn't these guys get over his shit in college? I really feel sorry for their wives. If they have them.

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Piperay

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Thu Feb-24-05 05:29 AM
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2. The nitwit is lucky

that the woman's boyfriend didn't beat him to a pulp. :spank:

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R Hickey

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Thu Feb-24-05 05:35 AM
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3. I've made a lot of mistakes in my life, but that wasn't one of them.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

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leftchick

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Thu Feb-24-05 05:36 AM
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4. lol!

I am glad to hear that! :)

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Judi Lynn

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Thu Feb-24-05 05:37 AM
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5. Ha, ha, ha. I found his mugshot! He's a winner, alright.

How would you like to see this guy, without the blessing of clothes, charging straight across the parking lot toward you? Omigod.

In this photo released by the Monroe County Sheriff's Office, Albert Tasker, who works for the Monroe County State Attorney's Office, is shown in an undated police mug shot. Tasker, 28, was arrested Monday, Feb. 21, 2005, and faces charges of disorderly intoxication and indecent exposure, after acording to authorities, he thought he would be funny to run naked across a parking lot in Key West, Fla., and hop into a friend's car. But the joke was on him when he jumped into the wrong car and was arrested.(AP Photo/Monroe County Sheriff's Office)

You're right about the other guy getting laid low when he least expected it. They apparently didn't respect his position in the community! It was a bit of a surprise that he even reported it!

Don't forget a former U.S. attorney for Southern Florida who lead the Elian "defense" team, Kendall Coffey went to a strip bar once, after losing a case, got half-snapped, and bit a dancer on her backside.

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Piperay

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Thu Feb-24-05 07:54 PM
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8. Oh man...

his face is bad enough, I shudder to think of the rest of him. :scared: :puke:

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demgrrrll

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Thu Feb-24-05 08:40 PM
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9. He looks like the Flounder in Animal House. That photo looks like the

Edited on Thu Feb-24-05 08:48 PM by demgrrrll

photo that they hit with beer cans.

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Divernan

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Thu Feb-24-05 06:29 AM
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6. Likely the State Atty's office only hires GOP lawyers.

Biased as it may be, lawyers who are this butt ugly are not typically hired to work with jury trials. Bet his daddy's got political connections.

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Judi Lynn

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Thu Feb-24-05 11:29 AM
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7. No doubt you're right. How could anyone take him seriously? n/t

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LevelB

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Thu Feb-24-05 08:56 PM
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10. Well, he was right about one thing..

It WAS funny.

What a doofus.

B.

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Thu Feb-24-05 09:44 PM
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11. locking

Not Latest Breaking News, article is dated 2/22/05.

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