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lovuian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 03:07 AM
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Laura Bush shares her fitness routine on TV
http://feeds.bignewsnetwork.com/redir.php?jid=4c90451026e1064f&cat=a1e025da3c02ca7c

First, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice lifted weights on television. Now it's the first lady's turn to show off her workout.


Laura Bush, who has traveled the country speaking about women's heart health and childhood obesity, appears on Washington's NBC4 TV today and Thursday to illustrate her healthy ways.

It starts with walking (about 45 minutes a day, early in the morning), usually around the oval on the South Lawn of the White House. Sometimes she takes a friend and a security detail and walks off the White House grounds, on the National Mall, says WRC-TV morning anchor Barbara Harrison, who had also interviewed Rice
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She told Harrison her fitness routine began after she married George W. Bush, whom she calls "a natural athlete."

"I was shamed into starting to exercise," she said
more...

George the guy who falls and rides his bike into bobbies... "is a natural athlete"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Bozita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 03:10 AM
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1. Maybe those videos could be shared with the women in Darfur?
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 03:12 AM
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2. It's easy to exercise when you don't have a job.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 03:24 AM
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9. and have no need for one
yes
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 03:12 AM
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3. "Then George and I smear feces on each other and form a pyramid..."
"...it's an old exercise he learned from his fraternity hazing days."
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saigon68 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 01:34 PM
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47. HERE IT IS I'M THE ONE WITH THE LEASH
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Mythsaje Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 03:15 AM
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4. He's a natural athlete with no sense of balance?
And that applies in SO many ways.
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Beausoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 03:19 AM
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5. Xanax and cold vodka. n/t
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 03:20 AM
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6. A half carton of chesterfields, some lithium, then breakfast. n/t
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lovuian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 03:21 AM
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7. if that woman is a size 8 I'll eat a chocolate hat
:rofl: Cmon Laura a size 8...

me thinks we don't know our numbers???
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 03:24 AM
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8. I would guess she is more a 12
yes
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lovuian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 03:30 AM
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11. and after the holidays a 14
I think she's in competition with Condi!!!
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 03:32 AM
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12. nothing wrong with being size 12, 14
something wrong with trying to tell the whole country you're not though - we gals know
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Bozita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 03:26 AM
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10. "fuzzy math"
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Webster Green Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 03:57 AM
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15. Size 8??
"Do these curtains make my ass look big"?

Well, yeah, actually they do!
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 06:39 AM
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18. Maybe she meant an 8 foot SOFA.. she's wearing slipcovers
most of the time:)
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tanyev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 08:46 AM
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26. I have heard that the more expensive designers size a little more, uh,
generously. About 2 sizes, in fact. So if one can afford to wear those clothes all the time, one also gets a complimentary ego massage.
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bleedingheart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 01:18 PM
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41. and that is what the ladies pay for....
when your paying $$$$ for a dress you want them to lie to you...

;-)
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 08:54 AM
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27. She is short enough that a size 8 might be her best size, but
I bet alot of her stuff is more like 10s.

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progressivebydesign Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 01:17 PM
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40. She's an 8??? No way. Sounds like that vanity sizing for the rich
but usually, I'd say she's pusing size 14. She's a broad hipped woman naturally, it appears. Size 8??? Is that the vanity sizing I've been hearing so much about lately? Normally, I'd never comment on a woman's size, but when they obviously lie about it..
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karynnj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-16-06 08:45 AM
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56. Some expensive clothes are sized differently
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wake.up.america Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 03:33 AM
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13. More Lies!!!! The grace of a bull elephant in a china shop.
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 03:47 AM
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14. jesus christ this shit is really hard to take at 2:41
in the morning...just got home after working ten hours and figured out i lifted about 6 thousand lbs of magazines.george is a natural athlete? oh ya he was a fuck`n cheer leader wasn`t he--about 40 years ago and as for pickles she`s pissed cause her man paws every woman he meets...
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rooboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 04:06 AM
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16. Chainsmoking liar. n/t
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 08:55 AM
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28. Yeah, I wasbwondering if she smoked on that walk. nt
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truthisfreedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 05:54 AM
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17. ouch! i can't bring myself to watch. i don't want to know!
natural athlete who put a cop into the hospital for 12 WEEKS by running him over on a bike. who choked on a pretzel and bruised his face... who hit his head exiting flight craft... who fell down a hill on a bike... who blew out his knee running from nothing... who is a natural-born fattie just like his mom.
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robbob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-16-06 10:20 AM
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57. You forgot one:
Manages to crash his Segway...
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susu369 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 06:49 AM
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19. I'd really like to know how much money has been spent
on creating a Pickles for the public. She's had some major work done over the last five years.

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susu369 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 06:50 AM
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20. I'd really like to know how much money has been spent
on creating a Pickles for the public. She's had some major work done over the last five years.

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0007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 06:53 AM
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21. Late breaking news? junior's a natural athlete? Barney licks his balls?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 08:56 AM
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29. Why IN THE WORLD do I need to know this?
I saw a few minutes of this. Complete waste of time.

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DoYouEverWonder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 07:02 AM
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22. Here's Laura's fitness routine
Get up at 6:00 AM - Pop a few Xanax and go back to bed

Get up at 9:00 AM - Pop a few more Xanax and put on 50 pounds of Mary Kay make up

11:00 AM - Crack open another pack of cigs

12:00 AM - Have a light lunch with a bottle of wine and few more Xanax to help maintain a constant grin

3:00 PM - Crack open another pack of cigs

5:00 PM - Prepare a batch of martinis for when W gets home. Take a few more Xanax

9:00 PM - One more drink before bed and an Ambien

Get up at 6:00 AM and start all over again...
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 07:40 AM
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25. Hey, you are describing my fitness routine,
minus the Xanax and Ambien.
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Jack from Charlotte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 11:51 AM
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37. Is it a fact that she smokes? She has those "pucker" type wrinkles...
around her mouth like smokers get but have never read or seen a ling about her being a smoker. Makes sense however, because I saw a picture of Jena or not-Jena smoking.
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pitohui Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 01:27 PM
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45. yes she smokes
far as i know, i never heard her try to even claim that she quit
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CBHagman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 02:57 PM
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50. Jeez, talk about asking for disease!
Smoking is one of the first things we're all warned about, health-wise, especially where matters of the heart are concerned.
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Drifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 07:22 AM
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23. Good Grief ....
that was like a bad infomercial. It thought she was a chain smoker.

Cheers
Drifter
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 07:28 AM
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24. if she can get the message out to exercise, then so be it.
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 10:05 AM
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34. Those 'Muricans who work two and three jobs, ya know, uniquely
'Murican,:eyes: don't have time to exercise. But then Privileged Pickles probably doesn't worry her beautiful minds over such problems of the working class. I'm really sick and tired of Pickles and Pinhead's fake concern of the American people, who bust their butts everyday just to keep from drowning in all the crap from the Greedy repukes and the BFEE.
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noonwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 01:01 PM
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38. Exactly-the first lady usually advocates causes of some sort or another
I don't hate Laura. Female heart attacks are becoming a serious problem and if by talking about it on the Today show, Laura can help one woman avoid having one, or recognize her symptoms early, than she's done a good thing.

Really, if W and Laura were my neighbors and he was a businessman or something, I probably wouldn't hate either one of them. Considering my neighbors look and act like the Osbournes, the Bushes would be an improvement. After all, no one is looking for either of the twins for attempted murder (possession of a dealer quantity of X is attempted muder under Michgian law)like the Warren police are for my neighbor's kid. From what I understand, W and Laura don't knock each other around and don't need 3 squad cars to come and split up a bad domestic argument.
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 08:57 AM
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30. Paging Kathy Malloy... this is begging for a routine. nt
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 09:19 AM
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31. Exercise as a sex substitute.
Edited on Wed Mar-15-06 09:19 AM by BiggJawn
"She told Harrison her fitness routine began after she married George W. Bush..."

Had to do SOMETHING after the coke and booze took their toll on the Bush Bone...
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 09:20 AM
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32. She left out the nightly 'keep George away from the liquor cabinet with
a chair' routine
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skypilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 09:27 AM
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33. Doesn't she have some gangbangers to rehabilitate??
*
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stanwyck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 10:23 AM
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35. time for a status report
on that major responsibility. That was truly a surreal moment. When her husband said he "could think of no one more qualified" to stop gang violence.
Well, I sure HE couldn't think of anyone more qualified. He can barely think.
And since that appointment? Crickets. Just like Cheney, pre 9-11, being appointed to lead the investigation into terrorism against the U.S.
His committee met.....never.
How can any rational person support this administration?
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mtnester Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 10:24 AM
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36. I am thinking she does eybrow lifts also
Up down up down

You know, to get that oh so fashionable Joker look.
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progressivebydesign Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 01:15 PM
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39. "shamed into starting to exercise" That jumps out at me..
How many stories and comments have we heard straight from Bush's wife and daughters that include some sort of ridicule toward Laura? The daughters talked during the campaign about how the three of them gang up on Laura and make fun of her because she's so square. Then there are reports from a former housekeeper that George is abusive toward Laura. He also grabs onto her neck like she's a prized cattle, not a loving spouse who deserves respect. If Laura ever wakes up from her victim stupor, she might actually be an interesting woman. And if she didn't look so stoned all the time, she might actually be pretty.

As far as fitness or beauty tips from either of those ladies.... no thanks.
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tanyev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-16-06 08:23 AM
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55. Good observation. I hadn't put all those things together before.
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 01:22 PM
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42. Just don't do a Driver's Ed video. n/t
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 01:23 PM
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43. vodka, cigarettes, trashy novels and resentment.
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pitohui Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 01:25 PM
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44. what fitness? she don't look fit to me
her workout is lifting a xanax, a cigarette, and a glass, who the heck is she kidding?
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Aviation Pro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 01:31 PM
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46. "George W. Bush, whom she calls "a natural athlete.""
Edited on Wed Mar-15-06 01:33 PM by Aviation Pro
Chimp is not a natural athlete and never competed anywhere in his mediocre life. He is a gym rat who can do dumbo, rote, mindless repetitive routines and nothing more.

Pickles, please, your "man" is a wimp.
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katty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 01:37 PM
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48. Marie Antoinette and her hand-maiden CON-di, we've nothing
better to do with our time!
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 01:40 PM
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49. Bend that elbow, ladies!
And a one, two, three... feel the burn!
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kskiska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 03:46 PM
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51. I wonder what she wears to exercise
I've never, ever seen her in a pair of shorts. Even when it's 100 degrees at the pig ranch, she's in long pants.
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Jack from Charlotte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 04:09 PM
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53. Likely Piano Legs. But those pants suits all appear to be made from the ..
same material as the lining of the trunk in my wife's car.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 03:56 PM
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52. Natural Ass-elite is more like it. n/m
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Megahurtz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 07:11 PM
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54. Right. Her act is one that I'm sure to follow.
:eyes:
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sutz12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-16-06 10:23 AM
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58. I think they have me confused.....
Edited on Thu Mar-16-06 10:24 AM by sutz12
with somebody that gives a shit.
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SiouxJ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-16-06 10:45 AM
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59. the "rancher" who can't ride a horse
is a natural athlete, lol! Good one!
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