Okla. man advertises for virgin bride

Okla. man advertises for virgin bride
07:06 AM CDT on Thursday, April 20, 2006

Associated Press

BRAY, Okla. - A man has caused an uproar in this southwestern Oklahoma town by advertising in an unusual manner that he'd like to pay for a virgin to be his bride.

A sign that 45-year-old Michael Thelemann posted in his yard Sunday said that he'll pay $1,000 for a virgin bride between the ages of 12 and 24. "I feel like I'm living down the street from a pedophile," said neighbor Christy Sternadel. "We want him out of this neighborhood. Who asks for a 12-year-old virgin bride?"

As of Wednesday, no one had taken up Thelemann on his offer, but he had heard several negative comments from neighbors, which he said he didn't understand. He said his grandmother married "a much older man" at age 14. "I'm just somebody who is getting up there in years, and I'm looking for a born-again, God-fearing virgin between the ages of 12 and 24 who can bear me children," said Thelemann, who was divorced in 1989. "What's the problem?...."


~snip~(someone stole his sign)

....He put up another sign Wednesday that didn't include the minor ages. The new sign also noted he's not interested in a "pig-worshipping, heathen, white-supremacist wife."


http://www.wfaa.com/sharedcontent/dws/fea/breakroom/offbeat/stories/042106dntexoffbeat4.52f62de7.html

oh, Oklahoma. Nevermind. :blush:

:rofl:

that twelve is a little to young even in Oklahoma

about 80 years ago. Fucking pederast.

"I'm just somebody who is getting up there in years, and I'm looking for a born-again, God-fearing virgin between the ages of 12 and 24 who can bear me children," said Thelemann, who was divorced in 1989. "What's the problem? I just think I have some wicked neighbors."

Un. Be. Lievable.

:puke:

:yoiks: :scared:

Is this a code word for something? Do these three adjectives often go together? How many white spremacists (sic) are heathens? AND worship pigs?

Obviously I'm missing something. Probably because I'm no longer 12....

Maybe he's Jewish and keeps kosher? Might explain the no-white-supremacist rule.

:D

:puke:

i had to re-read to find his age when i read that. Sounds more like 75.

Maybe he's looking for a virgin mule?

Just askin' ...

$1000 can go a long way toward getting some fine dental work done....................

Dude, you're narrowing what I'm sure are already limited options for you.

I hear them pig-worshipin' women are wild in the sack.

to marry virgins. I guess we all know where this Okie stands.

That worked just dandy to get her married into the royal family in Great Britain.

Let's not get too snotty about Oklahoma.

It's 1.) advertising it on your front lawn and 2.) including 12 year olds.

In absence of a labotomy, that is.

This guy has GOT to make the Top 10 Idiots list!

:puke:

DTH

No, no, no, it ain't me, babe,
It ain't me you're lookin' for, babe.

http://search.bobdylan.com/lyricsearch/searchResults.jsp?doSearch=true&q=BABE&range=50

is really going to go for some sick, washed out, used, grey or balding, wrinkly older dude.:eyes:

And he's a perv!:freak: Ewe!:puke:

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