Rush Limbaugh jokes about Viagra find

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060627/ap_en_ot/limbaugh_viagra

Limbaugh joked about the search on his radio show Tuesday, saying Customs officials didn't believe him when he said he got the pills at the Clinton Library and he was told they were blue M&Ms. He later added, chuckling: "I had a great time in the Dominican Republic. Wish I could tell you about it."

It is generally not illegal under Florida law for a physician to prescribe medication in a third party's name if all parties are aware and the doctor documents it correctly, said Mike Edmondson, a spokesman for the state attorney in Palm Beach County. He would not discuss specifics in the Limbaugh case Tuesday.

The sheriff's office was continuing its investigation and would soon turn the case over to prosecutors, Edmondson said. The alleged violation could be a second-degree misdemeanor if Limbaugh's doctor doesn't confirm the prescription.

This latest case may simply be dismissed if prosecutors can confirm with Limbaugh's doctor that the prescription was indeed for Limbaugh, said Kendall Coffey, a former U.S. attorney in Florida.

That's the kindest thing I can think of to call him.

Al Franken was right!

Heh. Praytell, why can't you tell us about it?

sounds about right to me :smoke:

I'm sure he has enough money to buy some 10 year old boy to bugger.

that now that even haggard-looking way past their prime nazi news-bimbos won't have him, he has to visit third-world child-hookers to get his rocks off...and even then, he still needs viagra to pump up his tired limp noodle...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

(btw- the only reason he made the "i wish i could tell you about it" comment was as a jab to the leftists & feminists that he KNEW would be listening today...don't let it get to you...just remember the REAL reason he was there- desperation to get laid.)

"wise moron" is its literal definition. In modern parlance, those who know just enough to be dangerous.

What gets to me is his mind-boggling hypocrisy. Family values and severe punishment for drug use, as well as his twisted uberpatriotism and screwing the underpriveleged are his bread and butter.

Sorry for the easy shot. I couldn't resist.

I spent the afternoon at www.the-ozone.net on the off-topic forum discussing this. This is an Ohio State sports website and its members are very Pro-bush. If you get a chance take a look at their board and give em hell!

:hi: :toast:

go state, & good to bring up the constant messes the repubs bring themselves into with their idiocy..


oh and, that's SOOOO funny what you said RUSH!!! HAHAHA.... (dead silence) But why can't you talk about what you did in the Dominican in general terms??? Illegal things Dittodork?



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is talking about how they're out to get him...
geez....get me out of here.

The indignity of having to work for a living!

What a cowardly pile of shit. This from the guy who sends his maid out to score illegal drugs for him. He finds all democrats guilty and amoral and always plays the victim when he gets caught breaking the law.

Clinton evidently didn't need viagra, limpy.

"it is generally not illegal under Florida law for a physician to prescribe medication in a third party's name"

Is that the Noelle Bush law?

There were other, still unidentified, drugs in his possession.

First it was reported "other drugs" were conficated......now, NO mention of anything but his limpballs medicine. He must be in tight with some "portant folks" to constantly get away with any and everything he does. He is disgusting vermin snot.

what was in the pill bottle, would he? Oxycontin, maybe?

to poverty ridden, exploited countries like DR to actually get laid.

Rush is still fascinated by the magical powers of the all-mighty Clenis.

Sounds like he should be, such drastic measures and all.

Rush only wishes he was Clinton

the nation (well, the rational ones, anyway) rejoices in glee knowing that, at best, Rush's dependence on Viagra to enable his flaccid two inch dick (which he probably hasn't seen in decades anyway), is now public knowledge. Remember how desperately he and his lawyers fought last year to keep this information sealed from prying eyes. Now we know....Rush's dick is as limp as his logic.

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instead of drugs to help his sex life

in the Dominican Republic on the side. total hypocrite.

are yukking it up because they're doing the same thing...fscking anything that can't get away.

It's not like they believe that crap about no sex outside marriage. :eyes:

treatment with a lot of leniency; I took it that he is on some kind of probation. So it's quite bad for him if he's been doctor shopping for pills again.

to people on probation for misrepresenting themselves to doctors to get more pills that they weren't entitled to? That "generally" makes it a CRIME and a BREACH of a probation!!!

:mad:
rocknation

Why else would he take boner pills there?

We need to make this an issue. There is also child prostitution there. Did he go there to have sex with children?

Viagra threatens Limbaugh plea deal
Prescription was not in Limbaugh's name, authorities say
Tuesday, June 27, 2006

WEST PALM BEACH, Florida (AP) -- Rush Limbaugh could see a deal with prosecutors in a long-running prescription fraud case collapse after authorities found a bottle of Viagra in his bag at Palm Beach International Airport. The prescription was not in his name.

Limbaugh was detained for more than three hours Monday at the airport after returning from a vacation in the Dominican Republic.

Customs officials found the Viagra in his luggage but his name was not on the prescription, said Paul Miller, a spokesman for the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office.

Miller said the alleged violation could be a second-degree misdemeanor. The sheriff's office was investigating and will soon turn the case over to the state attorney's office, which had no immediate comment Tuesday.

Under the deal reached last month with prosecutors, Limbaugh was not to be arrested for any infraction for 18 months in exchange for authorities deferring a charge of "doctor shopping."...

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/06/27/limbaugh.viagra.ap/index.html

doctor shopping for oxycontin

on your pill bottle in Florida.
Said Rush would be fine.

Once again it seems that anything considered unethical is a-okay in FL!!

for doctor shopping? I would think that someone who is on probation for using the medical system to unethically obtain drugs probably wouldn't be extended the same leniency. I guess we'll see.

Obfuscating mumbo-jumbo. I'll assume (as I'm not a man) that most guys protect their privacy by not leaving their Viagra lying out on the bedside table or bathroom counter. And if someone finds a bottle of Viagra in your house or hotel room, they're going to assume you're the one using it even if it doesn't have your name on it.

Also, that doctor deserves some scrutiny if it's true he did this. There's something ethically wrong with writing an Rx for someone else under your own name.

about it. Smuggling prescription drugs into the country that aren't yours is something they take VERY seriously.

"I had a great time in the Dominican Republic. Wish I could tell you about it." Well, why not, "Rushbo"? Does it involve underaged girls? Or boys, maybe?

a little disturbing. Perhaps that is the reason the Viagra was in The Dr. Name. :puke:

filled in somebody else's name. Silly me - I thought that was illegal.

:eyes:

The guy DOES have a long string of divorced wives.

That's a lot of alimony to pay. Why in the world would any woman want to marry somebody like that jerk who thinks of females as "feminazis"?

There's plenty of fish in the sea. Didn't think anybody could be THAT desperate. :D :shrug:

going to get sick of his jokes and throw him in the slammer just for spite. what an idiot, thinking he's above the law. f*cking noisebox... he has NO respect for the law.

el rushbo, the "guiding light." friggin' blasphemous porcine polinoid pill-popper.

doing viagra in prison.

This sounds like baloney. I can't believe a doctor can order misrepresentations on a prescription label.

On edit - If it is legal, they better check into whether this doctor was prescribing Oxycotins to himself and giving them to Limbaugh.

Has he been using the same legal trick to divert Oxycontin, either before or after his "plea bargain"? Has he been prescribed other painkillers to fuel his addiction, under someone else's name this way?

That would be something to check into. How do we get ahold of anyone who can do that? Papers? Police? Not only that, what sort of money would we have to pay to get the gist of what/who Rush was doing in the Dominican?

personally, I hope he catches something.

Dominican Republic

"I told my doctor I was worried about the next ELECTION. He must have misunderstood me."

Hardee-har-har, Pigbot.

I bet he signed a probation agreement acknowledging that being anywhere near any kind of lewd or questionable behavior was a violation. People on probation are expected to behave like Baptist ministers. The conduct does not have to be anywhere near illegal.

Did he get approval to leave the country? He would have signed a request to leave paper. What was the stated purpose of the trip?

Did he report any and all questionable activity to his supervising officer.

Was he drinking alcohol?

Why did he go to so much trouble to take Viagra to the Dominican Republic? It is impossible to believe that he expected any women to instantly jump into bed with his ugly fat ass.

I don't see how they could justify applying a different standard to to him. He should be treated the same as anyone else.

NO SUPERVISING OFFICER WOULD PUT UP WITH THIS!

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He's a HARD ON already!

He should be busted and sent to jail.

Rush is above the law, just like every other Republican leader.

So why would he need the pills in someone else's name?

This is fishy.

An unmarried, uncommitted, man travels out of the country to engage in promiscuous sex with strangers, and he's still a victim? He then jokes about his depraved immorality? He's the best spokesman the right can dredge up to showcase their moral superiority?

Pray to God, that the men he was with are willing to cash in with the National Enquirer, and the boys he abused get the years of counseling they'll need to lead functional lives.

while the freepers who support them stew in hatred. limbaugh is using them and laughing all the way to the back - doing things that the freepers would be up in arms about if anyone else on the left even talked about.

freepers are being used by their heroes.