Larry Craig to tap memory to write new book

Source: Associated Press

Sen. Larry Craig, R-Idaho, is writing a book that will reflect on the turmoil after his arrest last year in an airport sex sting.

Craig, 62, is retiring from Congress in January after 18 years in the Senate and a decade in the House.

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ugh

Can't wait to get my copy. NOT. Well, it might sell in this sex infatuated country if he includes all his other sexploits.

Wide stance tap dancing or How I learned to rehearse for the ballet in a bathroom stall and learned to love it.

UGH!

of sponsored legislation? I'm eager to get a sneak peek.

so many titles already spoken for:

Bonner, Vance -- The Vance Stance
Daniel C. Dennett -- The Intentional Stance (Bradford Books)
Tinder, Glenn -- The Political Meaning of Christianity: The Prophetic Stance Bas C. van Fraassen
The Empirical Stance (The Terry Lectures Series)
Joseph Calabrese -- Legends, Lore, and Lies: A Skeptic's Stance
Cook, Albert -- The Stance of Plato
Give Peace a Stance: Stories and Advice on Promoting and Maintaining Peace
Gurfinkel, V.S.; Ioffe, M.E.; Massion, J.; Roll, J.P. -- Stance and Motion: Facts and Concepts
Sven Rosenkranz -- The Agnostic Stance
Ronald J. Sider -- Completely Pro-Life: Building a Consistent Stance
Keatinge, Patrick -- Singular Stance
Ford, Martin T. -- Western Stance in the Heat of Traffic
K. Neill Foster -- The happen stance

THOUGH I WOULD OPT FOR "THE BIG RED ONE"

I understand he's pretty nifty with his feet.

And, will it be appropriate reading in the bathroom?

Discuss.

throne reading material?

I asked one of the airline employees if they knew which toilet was the Larry Craig Memorial Toilet and they just laughed and said no. Oh well.

Denial is a powerful foe.

it will appeal to a "wide" audience

I shouldn't even write this. The jokes are too easy, too ripe for the picking.

I've recently given up all soft drinks, and it is Tab that I miss the most--- pure nectar of the gods.

My husband used to bring me a six-pack of Tab and a one-pound bag of Twizzlers whenever I'd had a bad day. (Still haven't quite kicked the Twiz, but am working on it ;) )

You will see a stall pop up and a little hand waving underneath it. It will show some foot tappings.

:D