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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-14-09 07:22 PM
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Yellowstone Workers Fired for Urinating in Old Faithful
Source: Fox News

CHEYENNE, Wyo. — Two seasonal Yellowstone National Park concession workers have been fired after a live webcam caught them urinating into the Old Faithful geyser.

Park spokesman Al Nash says a 23-year-old man on Tuesday was fined $750 and placed on three years of unsupervised probation for urinating, being off trail in a restricted area and taking items from the area. The man also was banned from Yellowstone for two years.

The second employee's case is pending.

The park's dispatch center was called after someone watching a webcam on the geyser saw six employees leaving the trail and walking on Old Faithful on May 4.

The geyser was not erupting at the time.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,520251,00.html
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-14-09 07:23 PM
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1. Thats a pisser
run piss run
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konnichi wa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-14-09 07:25 PM
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2. Uh, was it -really- necessary to point out that it wasn't erupting at the time?
"Oh, look, there's a plume of boiling water, let's stick our peckers in it"


:eyes:
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-14-09 07:27 PM
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3. Well, Al's weiner was erupting, evidently.
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Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-14-09 07:39 PM
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4. Kids today, I swear ..........
In the old days, we'd have had sex while Old Faithful was erupting.

I don't know where we lost our focus, our standards. Kids today lack, what, imagination? Hormones?
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bertman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-14-09 09:12 PM
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14. In the old days?? Sounds like you need to take your Geritol, old timer.
:evilgrin:


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Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-14-09 09:46 PM
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16. Hmmmmmmmm?
What?

Somebody say something?

God, this chafing is driving me .......... did they bring dinner yet?

Where's my magazine?

I already ate it? Oh. Was it good?

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Art_from_Ark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-14-09 11:15 PM
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21. Geritol? Do they still make that?
I remember it being the sponsor of Ted Mack's Original Amateur Hour back in the '60s, but I haven't heard a peep from it since.
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bertman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-15-09 09:34 AM
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23. According to The Google, they (Glaxo-Smith-Kline) still make it. You don't hear much
about it because its users generally can't remember if they took their dose this morning or if they even still take it.

Or what it is, for that matter.

Now, what were we talking about?

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llmart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-15-09 08:52 PM
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29. Hey, my Grandfather swore by Geritol.....
but I think that's because it was loaded with alcohol:)
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stevedeshazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-14-09 07:50 PM
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5. Who leaked this story?
Bet there was beer involved.
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daleo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-14-09 07:55 PM
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6. Urine candid camera. n/t
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Mari333 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-14-09 09:21 PM
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15. LOL
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GentryDixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-14-09 08:04 PM
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7. Good.
This is such a magnificent area. I grew up in the Yellowstone/Grand Teton area. My Dad' ashes are scattered up the Gros Ventre river overlooking the Tetons.

After going off trail, they are lucky they didn't get hurt. People have fallen in and been scalded to death from these hot pots.

Anyone who has not visited this area is missing a trip of a life time.



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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-14-09 08:20 PM
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9. Exactly to all of that. And what a great place for ashes.
Vacationed there as a kid several times, went through a couple yrs ago again to recheck it out. Beautiful place. I wonder what people thought when they first found it. And, I'd like to see that movie/dvd/documentary/whatever about it erupting again.

These people endangered themselves, and any rescue crew, by leaving the trail
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Abacus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-14-09 08:50 PM
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11. ~20 years ago, I saw a ground squirrel fall in.
It managed to get out eventually, then collapsed on the soil. I doubt it survived much longer.
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hedgehog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-15-09 10:55 AM
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26. Exactly! When I was a kid, a family from our town was devestated because
Edited on Fri May-15-09 11:03 AM by hedgehog
during the big big family trip to Yellowstone, their son was boiled alive in front of them.after falling into a hot pool. Niagara Falls is surrounded with safety barriers, and it never occurred to them that any public park would lack such protections.

http://www.yellowstonepark.com/MoreToKnow/ShowNewsDetails.aspx?newsid=41

BTW - tracking this story through Google, no one really knows what happened. The family heard a splash behind them and turned around to see their son in the water. The consensus is that he was blinded by a whiff of steam and slipped or stepped off the boardwalk. There was no railing at the time.
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GentryDixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-15-09 06:55 PM
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27. How awful.
I have old black and white 8MM movies of myself and my sisters skipping along the boardwalks at Yellowstone with steam rising on both sides. Our parents were right there, but all it would have taken was one misstep.

A few years ago our local weatherman almost lost his grandson in an accident there. One young person did die, and his grandson was burned horribly. He survived the initial fall. I am not sure how he has since fared.
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Politicalboi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-14-09 08:12 PM
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8. Beavis and Butthead
Get fired.
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nookiemonster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-14-09 08:22 PM
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10. CALL CONGRESS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!1!1!!
n/t

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Demeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-14-09 08:54 PM
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12. They Were Trying to Help--No Really!
The eruptions have been slacking off because of a lack of "fluid".

And this is what Fox calls news?
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Alamuti Lotus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-14-09 09:08 PM
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13. "The geyser was not erupting at the time."
One of the dumbest stories I've read about in some time, punctuated with one of the dumbest lines I've seen in a story. Twofer!
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surrealAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-14-09 09:50 PM
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17. I think it's a safe bet ...
Edited on Thu May-14-09 09:50 PM by surrealAmerican
... that none of these workers are female.
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fishwax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-14-09 10:37 PM
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18. they should go back and use it as a bidet instead of a urinal
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wpelb Donating Member (292 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-14-09 10:59 PM
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20. What if they had used it for a "No. 2"?
It would have made for an interesting odor, I'm sure, at the next eruption.
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wpelb Donating Member (292 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-14-09 10:57 PM
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19. Wasn't there a TV commercial . . .
Edited on Thu May-14-09 10:57 PM by wpelb
. . . in which a park ranger poured Metamucil or a similar product into a geyser to keep it "regular"? I remember the disclaimer, "Always obey park regulations," that appeared on the bottom of the screen as the flashback of the ranger secretly pouring the stuff into the hole was shown.
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proteus_lives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-15-09 12:17 AM
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22. Good, that's digusting.
Such behavior should not be allowed. If they catch a visitor doing it, they should get a heavy fine and a lifetime ban.
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-15-09 10:40 AM
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24. Now that's timing. nt
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Mudoria Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-15-09 10:49 AM
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25. Isn't Yellowstone basically the caldera of a super-volcano?
Edited on Fri May-15-09 10:50 AM by Mudoria
I seem to remember a program awhile back on one of the science/history channels that stated if it erupted again North America would face a catastrophe of monumental proportions. So is it really wise to be pissing into Old Faithful and offending the God/Goddess of Fire? :)
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David Zephyr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-15-09 07:15 PM
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28. Hence YELLOWstone.
.
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Vidar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-16-09 01:03 AM
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30. They're lucky Yellowstone didn't piss back.
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