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WriteDown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 04:47 PM
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Man, Facing 90 Charges of Child Porn Possession, Blames Cat
Source: AP

STUART, Fla — Authorities have filed another 90 charges of possession of child pornography against a Martin County man who blamed the crime on his cat.

According to a sheriff's report, Jensen Beach resident Keith Griffin told investigators that pornographic images downloaded when his cat jumped on his computer keyboard while he was downloading music.

Griffin was arrested in early August and charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography. Investigators filed the additional charges on Thursday.

Griffin is being held in lieu of $2.2 million bail at the Martin County Jail. He was not immediately known if he has an attorney.

Sheriff's officials said a family friend was caring for the cat.


Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,552524,00.html?test=latestnews



At least felines are getting some of the blame these days.
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DJ13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 04:50 PM
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1. Bad pussy!
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david13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 04:52 PM
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2. Well yeah. That sounds like the type of thing my cat would do, also.
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WriteDown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 04:54 PM
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3. You may need to report your cat to the proper authorities.
Or is it just kitty porn?
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3waygeek Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 04:56 PM
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4. I could see that...
cats are notoriously bad spellers; just look at all the lolcat posts.
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Louisiana1976 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 05:19 PM
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7. .....
:rofl:
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zogtheobvious Donating Member (119 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 06:35 PM
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15. AAAAUUUUUGGGHHHH
you took my joke!!!! :P

heheh
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Generator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 04:57 PM
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5. Oh blame the victim
that cat was ignored while fuckcreep did his evilness.
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bc3000 Donating Member (766 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 05:02 PM
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6. My cat goes for the MILF porn
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-20-09 07:50 AM
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29. Kitty porn
Sorry it is not funny but it needed to be said

Notice "another 90" this is not the first time
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populistdriven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 05:27 PM
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8. Sorry, www.foxnews.com has been blocked by your network administrator.
Edited on Sat Sep-19-09 05:28 PM by populistdriven
Please contact your network administrator if you have questions. This service is powered by www.OpenDNS.com
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Wizard777 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 05:28 PM
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9. Idiot! He could have uploaded it to Youtube and claimed to be a Investigative Journalist.
He would be the darling of the republican party. They have yet to meet the pervert they didn't like.......or vote for.
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corpseratemedia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 05:39 PM
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10. sure it's not the hamster?
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tclambert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 05:46 PM
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11. teh lolcatz didz it!
den he sez, "Ohai, I iz in yur computr, deownlodin mai purrrn. Kthxbai."
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Hepburn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 05:51 PM
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12. This is my Scottie Maggie's fav porn pic...


:hi:
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 06:19 PM
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13. Damn. I want to see a picture of that cat.
He probably wears a trench coat with nothing underneath.
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d_b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 06:33 PM
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14. found him
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Odin2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 06:49 PM
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16. Is anyone stupid enough to believe that crap?
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CoffeeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 07:43 PM
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17. That's pretty typical of child molester types...
Not the brightest light bulbs in the box--and also they NEVER, EVER admit any wrong doing.

If you've ever watched the Dateline "To Catch A Predator" show--you've undoubtedly seen
their no-fault rationalizations and lies.

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DavidDvorkin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-20-09 11:13 AM
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32. How do you know he's a child molester?
All we know is that he had child porn on his computer.
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Uncle Joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 07:57 PM
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18. Here is the porn and the cat.
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Dreamer Tatum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 08:18 PM
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19. This man is utterly innocent
Because the story is from Fox.

:sarcasm:

(Or does that only work when they say something we don't like?)
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MrMickeysMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 10:29 PM
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21. Heh-heh... you said, "utter"ly
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LisaL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 08:52 PM
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20. Lock that feline up.
:rofl:
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junior college Donating Member (290 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 10:32 PM
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22. God knows what he did to that poor cat over the years nt
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Nevernose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 10:34 PM
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23. He's saying the kiddy porn is really kitty porn?
Bad enough the guy's a sicko, he's also a terrible liar.
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Rosa Luxemburg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 10:48 PM
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24. the usual excuse is "my dog ate it"
but his cat must have jumped 10 times?
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appamado amata padam Donating Member (301 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 11:01 PM
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25. Basement Cat
made him do it!
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Tim01 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-20-09 06:26 AM
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26. $2.2 million bail ??? Holy crap! nt
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Odin2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-20-09 01:22 PM
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34. Should be much higher.
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Tim01 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-20-09 04:51 PM
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35. Then almost all bail should be over a million or so.
If looking at illigal pictures in your house is good for 2.2 mil, then actually leaving your house and buying an illegal substance on the street should be at least twice that.
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slackmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-20-09 06:27 AM
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27. No special treat
Bad kitteh.
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WVRICK13 Donating Member (930 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-20-09 07:23 AM
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28. My Cat
like kitty porn. I couldn't resist.
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Bigmack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-20-09 10:10 AM
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30. Seriously....
NOT defending kiddie pornsters - so don't gimme any shit - but I've read that it's possible for bad guys to place porn on somebody else's computer.

I realize that the guys who get nailed usually have all kinds of stuff in their possession, so there is little chance they are innocent, but I always want to leave that little bit of suspicion in my mind that the porn isn't theirs when there is no other evidence or action.

The guy with the cat.... well .... makes for good jokes, anyhow.
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-21-09 02:18 PM
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36. Depends where it ends up
Yes, there are "porn bombs" out there but as you noted if you get by one you're probably someplace you shouldn't be in the first place.

At best, a porn bomb would put stuff in your cache - that's not downloading. If it ends up any place else, then it is.
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-20-09 11:01 AM
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31. Thats one sick cat.
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CKennedy16 Donating Member (26 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-20-09 12:20 PM
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33. It was actually KITTY pr0n.
It was just a huge misunderstanding!
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zonkers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-21-09 02:25 PM
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37. Well... techinically.... it's.... possible.
Edited on Mon Sep-21-09 02:26 PM by zonkers
:shrug:
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-21-09 04:02 PM
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38. My cat has downloaded stuff, keeps trying to install Windows Media Center
and searches for the world's longest urls. One I caught her a second away from ordering Avon. :shrug:
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kestrel91316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-21-09 04:09 PM
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39. One of my cats likes to lie on the floor, belly up, exposing himself.
The other one sadly has nothing to expose, having had a perineal urethrostomy several years ago.
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