Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

Man sues BofA for "1,784 billion, trillion dollars"

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » Latest Breaking News Donate to DU
 
Joanne98 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-25-09 12:30 PM
Original message
Man sues BofA for "1,784 billion, trillion dollars"
Source: Reuters

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Dalton Chiscolm is unhappy about Bank of America's customer service -- really, really unhappy.

Chiscolm in August sued the largest U.S. bank and its board, demanding that "1,784 billion, trillion dollars" be deposited into his account the next day. He also demanded an additional $200,164,000, court papers show.

Attempts to reach Chiscolm were unsuccessful. A Bank of America spokesman declined to comment.

"Incomprehensible," U.S. District Judge Denny Chin said in a brief order released Thursday in Manhattan federal court.

"He seems to be complaining that he placed a series of calls to the bank in New York and received inconsistent information from a 'Spanish womn,'" the judge wrote. "He apparently alleges that checks have been rejected because of incomplete routing numbers."

Chin has experience with big numbers. He's the judge who sentenced Bernard Madoff to a 150-year prison sentence for what the government called a $65 billion Ponzi scheme.

Bank of America Corp faces real legal problems, including New York Attorney General Andrew Cuomo's threat to sue its chief executive and a judge's embarrassing rejection of a settlement with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission.

Yet the money Chiscolm wants could dwarf all the bank's other problems.

It's larger than a sextillion dollars, or a 1 followed by 21 zeros. Chiscolm's request is equivalent 1 followed by 22 digits.

The sum also dwarfs the world's 2008 gross domestic product of $60 trillion, as estimated by the World Bank.


Read more: http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUSTRE58O3BK20090925




LOL
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
kestrel91316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-25-09 12:37 PM
Response to Original message
1. I am gonna assume the plaintiff quit taking his meds.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-25-09 12:56 PM
Response to Original message
2. How many Brazillions? n/t
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-25-09 01:25 PM
Response to Original message
3. This guy?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
NBachers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-25-09 01:36 PM
Response to Original message
4. So does "Incomprehensible," apply to B of A or Dalton Chiscolm?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
jberryhill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-25-09 01:42 PM
Response to Original message
5. He Should Hire Orly Taitz

But, seriously, for $325, you can file anything you want with a federal court, and a lot of mental patients do.


Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
unblock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-25-09 01:52 PM
Response to Original message
6. but he's willing to settle for just a tiny fraction....
i know i would be that reasonable :evilgrin:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
WriteDown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-25-09 01:57 PM
Response to Original message
7. May have overreached just a bit. nt
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
zogofzorkon Donating Member (256 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-25-09 02:06 PM
Response to Original message
8. Its possible
he's trying to recover his overdraft fees.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Towlie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-25-09 03:25 PM
Response to Original message
9. That happens to be exactly equal to the number of atoms in the Universe!
Of course you're free to check my calculations if you don't believe me.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
rayofreason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-25-09 04:39 PM
Response to Reply #9
11. A billion trillion...
is only 10E9 * 10E12 = 10E21

The number of atoms in the visible universe is > 10E80

He should amend his request upwards by 59 orders of magnitude.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-25-09 03:54 PM
Response to Original message
10. Why doesn't he just ask Geithner for a bailout?
:eyes:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view 
this author's profile Click to add 
this author to your buddy list Click to add 
this author to your Ignore list Wed Apr 24th 2024, 05:08 PM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » Latest Breaking News Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC