Doctors give Cheney good news about heart.

MikeG

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Wed May-12-04 04:47 PM
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Doctors give Cheney good news about heart.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20040511/D82GFVP00.html

The miracles of microsurgery.

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T Roosevelt

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Wed May-12-04 04:48 PM
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1. What - that he doesn't have one?

Too easy..

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TheDebbieDee

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Wed May-12-04 04:49 PM
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2. What? Cheney's got a heart?

I just figured he had a piece of flint in his chest ;^)

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Webster Green

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Wed May-12-04 04:49 PM
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3. Biting my tongue.....stepping away from the keyboard....

Must not post.....

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AlCzervik

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Wed May-12-04 04:50 PM
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4. I'm sure his 5th

Jarvic 7 is humming right along.

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ashling

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Wed May-12-04 04:56 PM
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5. Its probably in mint condition:

never been used.

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still_one

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Wed May-12-04 04:58 PM
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6. What Heart?

Cheney is the Tin Man in the Wizard of Oz

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crossroads

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Wed May-12-04 05:17 PM
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7. It's confirmed then, he actually has one?

That's 'breaking' news.
:freak:

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Tellurian

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Wed May-12-04 05:22 PM
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8. The doctor gave Cheney's heart another deferment ...

in deference to a real heart.

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Octafish

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Wed May-12-04 05:24 PM
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9. Tin Oilman must have stole one from the Wizard of Oil.

Wouldn't put anything past Greasy Dick Cheenie.

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BiggJawn

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Wed May-12-04 05:26 PM
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10. Mr. Cheney, you have the heart of a 27 year-old woman. Amazing!

Cheney (chuckling to self) "I know I do..."

Doctor: "One thing that puzzles us, though, it raced when that old copy of 'People' with that Condit guy on the cover fell onto the desk..."

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davidinalameda

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Wed May-12-04 05:34 PM
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11. that is so wrong

funny but wrong

:spank:

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Toucano

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Wed May-12-04 07:49 PM
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17. That's a riot!

I only entered this thread to read the punchlines that would follow the subject.

Yours is really wicked! Thanks!:)

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JPace

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Wed May-12-04 06:53 PM
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12. I heard that he has a physician travel with him

at all times so if he has another heart
attack the doctor will be right there.

Must be nice to be wealthy isn't it?

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daleo

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Thu May-13-04 12:19 AM
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22. I wonder if a donor travels with him as well

"You knew there were risks when you took the job..."

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Hand

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Wed May-12-04 07:05 PM
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13. My brother...

Observed of Cheney once: "He's the kind of man who you'd expect to have his body preserved in liquid nitrogen..."

Must escape... 700 Club...

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Eurobabe

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Wed May-12-04 07:26 PM
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14. if I only had a brain <sigh>

Edited on Wed May-12-04 07:27 PM by crozet4clark

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NNN0LHI

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Wed May-12-04 07:28 PM
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15. This is good news

I want him healthy enough for his war crimes trial.

Don

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truthisfreedom

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Wed May-12-04 07:39 PM
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16. good. now he's fit to stand trial.

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Just Me

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Wed May-12-04 07:52 PM
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18. He's not human,...

,...he's a demon.

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cliss

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Wed May-12-04 09:53 PM
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19. we're not supposed to wish ill on our

Edited on Wed May-12-04 09:54 PM by cliss

"sworn enemies" here at the DU.

So instead, I will write my secret wish for Dick Cheney:

I wi _ _ yo _ _ pacem _ _ _ _ wo _ _ _ st _ _

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MikeG

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Wed May-12-04 10:35 PM
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21. LOL - the best one tonight.

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Catherine Vincent

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Wed May-12-04 10:02 PM
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20. Well that is good news for Mr. Cheney!

I wish others were as fortunate as he.

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