It took a day to find this story, but it responds well to your remark(!):
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I'm not from there, but surely there are a few fat white men with pick-ups in West Virginia?(snip/)
Finding Suspects in Sniper-Style Slayings Tough in W.Va. Where Pickup Trucks and Rifles Rule
By Joedy McCreary Associated Press Writer
Published: Aug 21, 2003
CHARLESTON, W.Va. (AP) - Rifles and pickups go together in West Virginia, so finding a sniper suspect driving a flatbed Ford in the hills and valleys around the capital is a difficult task - at best.
Based on eyewitness accounts, investigators are looking for a dark-colored, two-tone Ford F-150 extended cab pickup that was seen at two of three recent sniper-style shootings in the area.
Jeanie Patton, 31, and Okey Meadows Jr., 26, both of Campbells Creek, were killed within 90 minutes of each other at rural convenience stores about 10 miles apart. Authorities say both shots probably came from a .22-caliber rifle - the most popular style of small-caliber rifle in the state.
"It would have been more beneficial to us if it had been an uncommon weapon and an uncommon vehicle," Kanawha County Sheriff's Chief Deputy Phil Morris said Wednesday.
Ford F-150s are popular in the state, accounting for more than 2,600 sales last year, according to the West Virginia Automotive and Truck Dealers Association. It ranks as the second most stolen vehicle in West Virginia, behind the Chevrolet Cavalier, the National Insurance Crime Bureau says. (snip/...)
http://ap.tbo.com/ap/breaking/MGACGOUEMJD.htmlA 1996 Ford f-150, from google.image. Yaaaay! Don't tell us you've got one just like it: