Laura Bush: The First Gangbuster! (Tampa Tribune)

I had a hard time deciding where to put this editorial by Daniel Ruth...Lounge or here. It is hilariously funny to me in places, but it's also serious stuff. Finding an find an article in the paper denouncing the stupid doings of the Bush administration including his wife seems more prevalent than a few weeks ago even.


"Promoting Laura Bush as the nation's gang czarina is like appointing Dom DeLuise as the chairman of the President's Council on Fitness.
Please, how long before we have the unveiling of the Just Say No - to Shivs campaign?

But there was George W. Bush during the State of the Union address informing the body politic he was naming his wife the Emma Peel of the East Wing, charged with taking on the nation's gangs.

It was only a few days later that Laura Bush - Have Dewey Decimal System, Will Travel - showed up on PBS' ``NewsHour With Jim Lehrer'' to field more softballs from Lehrer than Larry King going mano a mano with Steve & Eydie.

Lehrer bore down on the Miss Marple of the Potomac, wanting desperately to know where the first lady had honed her gang-fighting skills."


http://www.tampatrib.com/News/MGBKUWPTB5E.html

:hi:

moxie of a slug. I still remember all the stuff she was going to do for Afgani women and girls.

Hey Laura, they're still waiting.

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or Ho!?

had been picked up on the web. I said sure--on DU
and he wrote back:

Ah, thanks.
That probably explains the e-mail I've been getting from Bismark et.al.

Sometime last year mentioning a story of his that appeared on Smirking Chimp. He wrote back asking "What's 'Smoking Chimp'?" Admitted he wasn't much familiar with all the internet sites. He's still one of the best parts of Mother Trib.

how familiar you are with his work, but one thing he likes to do is make up names for people. Several years ago, when the Glazer's (father and 2 sons) bought the Bucs and wanted the city to pay for a new stadium, he wrote several columns about the situation. Started calling the sons the usual "Frick and Frack" or "Dumb and Dumber" but went into more inventive names over the weeks (his own or suggested). Mr. 'pede has the Trib on his bookmarks - we moved from Tampa in 2000 but he likes to see who's died - and I sometimes dip into a little Dan.