Thanks EVER SO much to "World O' Crap" for letting me become aware of...this. Saved my soul, really. :)
http://blogs.salon.com/0002874/2005/03/02.htmlAfter reading our piece about cheesy post-Rapture flicks from the '70s, Kip lets us know about Apocamon, which seems to tell the story of what happens when the people who miss the Rapture are afflicted with Pokemon monsters.
I defy anyone HERE to read the first two chapters (free) with a straight face. It starts out with a homosexual rape scene (non-graphic) and drops "F bombs" all over the place, Bush is portrayed as the buffoon he is, and (SPOILER) the Apocamon blow up a certain white house in a COMEDY scene--and it seems to be all in the no-I'm-NOT-kidding spirit of Jack T. Chick (whose own garbage is linked from the site) and all those crappy apocalypse movies that WOC covered earlier (recommended hilarity).
Thank Jesus for lawyers--in this case, Nintendo's lawyers.
If thou seeest not the animation below, thy browser lacketh the necessary Flash 5 plugin, and lo, there will be great wailing and gnashing of teeth lest thou downloadeth and installeth it.
"Seeest?" Oh, fuckest thou offest.